Monday, September 3, 2007

A Nun Goes To Hooters :)

A nun, badly needing to use  to the restroom, walked into a
local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud
conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She
walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of
a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.

" Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just
long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender
and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because
I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender,
"Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

" You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig
leaf on that statue, the lights go out." "Now, how about that drink?"

3 comments:

Mel Avila Alarilla said...

Hi Seaspray,
My you have a good sense of humor. I hope you will just enlarge the letters of your post. I strained my eyes trying to decipher them. *lol*
Very entertaining post. Just what we need in this dry times. God bless you with all the wits and humor in life.

Dr. Deb said...

LOL!!!!

SeaSpray said...

Hi Mel - Why, thank you! :)

Sorry about the small type. That was actually from an e-mail someone sent me and I didn't feel like retyping it.

Hey Dr. Deb! Welcome back! I trust you had a wonderful vacation.

Glad you liked the joke. I thought it was cute. :)