Bajingoland Brochure

Disclaimer: Please be advised that the following is this blogger’s (SeaSpray’s) perception of Bajingoland which includes various territories in the female’s southern border. While SeaSpray is more than happy to share her knowledge it would be prudent of you to do additional research. Should you discover any additional pertinent info, please feel free to enlighten would be travelers, as we can all benefit from the shared collective knowledge of this ever popular...yet mysterious area.

Warning: The information contained in this brochure may be offensive to some- so please be advised that should you choose to continue, you do so at your own risk. SeaSpray has a vivid imagination and so anything can appear in this Bajingoland brochure. Therefore SeaSpray cannot be held responsible for any disturbing images incurred through the reading of said brochure.

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History: Bajingo=vagina. Credit for discovering the bajingo is due to the “Scrubs” writers who decided to impart this euphemism to Dr Elliot Reed because they were aware of her difficulty in using the V word. Vagina!

Additional “Scrubs” euphemisms as follows:

Hoo-hoo= Vagina.

Sea Biscuit = Urethra

Whizzie winkles= Urine

V-JJ (pronounced va-jay-jay) = a Grey’s anatomy euphemism for vagina

Dimpy = SeaSpray’s friend’s euphemism for Bajingoland

Hoo Ha=Vagina

SeaSpray learned about the sea biscuit making whizzie winkles from a Scrubs episode in which Dr Kelso informed Dr Reed that her female patient was having pain every time she made whizzie winkles out of her sea biscuit.

SeasSpray’s interpretation of whizzie winkles is that they are feminine because whizzie winkles sounds too pretty and she imagines that most whizzie winkles sparkle unless the female is not feeling well. Therefore, it is only the females who can make whizzie winkles. She has it on good authority that some whizzie winkles are so pretty that they should be gift wrapped.

Males “can not” make whizzie winkles. They don’t go to make a pee or make a whiz and certainly not a p*ss either. The closest a male can come to whizzie winkles is that he can take a whiz. He can take a leak. He can take a p*ss. SeaSpray has also heard that males can go see a man about a horse but has never understood what a horse was doing in the bathroom and really…she has never wanted to know…because some things are just better left alone.

The operative word here is “take” because since the beginning of time the male species has conquered…he takes what he wants.

For females, the operative word is “make” as in nesting. We females make things and therefore make whizzie winkles.

It’s pure logic really.

Another Scrubs euphemism: Schwing Schwong = Penis

Schwing Schwang = Penis (apparently SeaSpray’s misunderstood euphemism for the Scrubs Schwing Schwong)

If SeaSpray may digress for a bit, she has pondered the appropriate use of schwing schwong vs schwing schwang. It seems that schwing schwong is more authoritative sounding. A schwong may carrie more weight than a schwang but because SeaSpray confesses to being a creature of habit, she will probably continue with schwing schwang.

Any other euphemisms, she is not aware of but does welcome further enlightenment…she thinks.

Directions: So basically, Bajingoland is the country in which Bajingo City is located in the southern region. Now with in that country...there are some other territories/ports of interest. While SeaSpray informs you that Bajingoland is south of the border, due to her poor navigational skills is unable to further direct you north, south, east or west. She says to think of it as an adventure! ;)

SeaSpray isn’t about to embark on any journey into the other territory which can be found heading from the Village of Sea Biscuit beyond the Bajingo City. Perhaps SeaSpray's naivete is showing but she thinks that it is primarily in the male species,(although she supposes there could be the female exceptions) one will often find it to be an area filled with bizzarro objects left “behind” (no pun intended) and that perhaps the ER docs and surgeons are better equipped to give direction to that seemingly remote area. After all, they are known for their missions of retrieval from that dark territory and are no doubt the ones responsible for leaving the notorious “ass box” (Scrubs episode) to be filled prior to exiting the territory. (Oh the stories they tell!)

Sea Spray is going to venture out with giving “some” direction. She has determined that the Village of Sea Biscuit must be north of the Bajingo City and is one of the favorite haunts of the urologists. As a matter of fact they too are known for their there retrieval missions from the sea biscuit and shwing schwang shwing schwongs. One only has to read Dr Keagirl’s Urostream blog to know that.

Doctors have also been known to go on foreign body retrieval missions into the City of Bajingo. ER Doc, Scalpel has a most enlightening post called "Veggie Tales" on this very topic.

Okay, SeaSpray was going to leave this off the map, but then the map of Bajingoland would have been incomplete and God forbid you get lost or miss out because of an incomplete map.

There is an Island Jewel north of the Village of Sea Biscuit, another popular resort. She imagines that if Bajingoland were a Monopoly board, that this island jewel would be the female equivalent of owning boardwalk. And that is all she has to say about that. :)

Rules: Aside from rare exceptions (emergent business trips), one should enter Bajingo land by special invitation only. This is because Bajingoland is a secluded private land. Exclusive member invite only!

Quite frankly, the main attractions have caused Bajingoland to be known as the “recreation Mecca” of the region!

Bon Voyage! :)