Sunday, December 30, 2007

Kentucky Jelly ...

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I was caring for a women and asked,"So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good , except for the Kentucky jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste." the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly".
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada

A Nurse was on duty in the emergency room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, (What no turquoise glitter?) and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Submitted by RN, no name

I found these while cleaning out and organizing my e-mail last night. :)

2 comments:

Rositta said...

Gotta say that was supremely funny, Happy New Year..ciao

SeaSpray said...

Hi Rositta glad to share the chuckles. :)

Happy New Year to you too. :)