Tuesday, February 19, 2008
RECEPTIONIST for Satan (revised) and Added Frasier and the Devil YouTube
Haha! Dr Satan's office would flash red with the same cryptic music as the patients entered into the bowels of this medical nether world and only the lucky few would would be able to flee as Frasier did. I thought this clip was apropos. ;)
RECEPTIONIST for Satan
Mature, self motivated indi-
vidual. Call 666-666-6666 (Numbers-my addition)
Ever since July 2006, I have read the daily want ads in our local newspaper. I go straight to the medical section as I like to keep tabs on what is out there, particularly doctor offices even though I have shelved that idea for now. I also have some local hospitals bookmarked and follow their HR postings as well as jobs on line.
I am not actively pursuing anything at the moment as I have decided I will have the elective surgery I have been contemplating if I can get past one last concern I have. Hopefully my doc will be able to allay this last concern I have and then it will be a green light to plan accordingly.
But I digress.
Last night I went to the want ads as usual and honed in on the medical section. I saw ORTHODONTIC assistant advertised first and then underneath that "RECEPTIONIST for Satan". I pride myself in that I can work with difficult personalities but call me crazy...I draw the line at working for Doctor Satan. Seriously!
What the heck??? Well that got my attention! Who knew? Well isn't it nice to know that Satan is current with the times and isn't seeking to employ his usual servile minions?
What is the dress code? Is his receptionist the antitheses of the usually coveted receptionist. (Yes...the good ones are coveted!) Or does his receptionist speak with gilded tongue and present as an angel of light only to morph into evil personified once the unsuspecting victim has been lured in? Is it a one way office. Once the unsuspecting patients enter...do they ever leave again or is it then an eternal proposition like in the song Hotel California? Really though...patients should be suspicious when they hear Marilyn Manson and death metal music piped into to the elevator as the elevator descends downward beyond the numbered floors. I'm just sayin.
What kind of person would apply? Are they knocking Dr Satan's doors down to get in? Is the work environment hot like an inferno?. (Overly heated work environment is my idea of hell on earth) Benefit package? Are there gargoyles in the waiting room? My head was reeling with images I tell you... reeling.
At third glance under a light I saw that it read as RECEPTIONIST for Salon! HaHa!!!! And it was the office section and not the medical section. (Orthodontist shouldn't have been there) What a relief...phew!
Ya can't have a Dr Satan..it jest ain't right! I can see it now..."Hey SeaSpray how are you? Working yet? Who? Dr Satan? Ummmm...that's nice...see ya!" Or at the hospital..."Paging Dr Satan! Paging Dr Satan ... STAT!"
Nah...the docs are the good guys and gals. :)
*I wanted to put a pic up but I am such a wussette that I just can't do evil creepy or I'd scare and creep my self out! I would be hiding behind a pillow every time I entered my own blogg until the picture disappeared into older posts. I'm a Disney girl at heart, happy endings and all that :)