Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Health Alert

Subject: Health Alert
The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus
that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive "WORK" from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with "WORK" you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes--- - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

My friend sent this too me in an e-mail. Thanks Linda...I will take it under advisement when I return to work. :)

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