Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Satin Panties Soup ;)
Speaking of men's nothing box .. well I did ...2 posts back ...according to this mini clip of med staff in SCRUBS ..all you have to do is talk about "shoes" and men will go to and zone out in their nothing box.
It's hilarious ...especially when at an M&M conference, Elliot mentions "shoe shopping" then all the male physicians in the theatre ..totally bored...head to their nothing box to zone out ..looking up to the right .. in unison, and in complete boredom ..utter the words, "shoe s-h-o-p-p-i-n-g". But then Dr Cox (on the M&M panel) a veteran at avoiding the shoe set up..because he lives with the she devil, states he is immune to that and then with the authority of a drill sergeant.. snappily calls out " Satin PANTIES!" and all the male docs then snap to attention..completely alert.
So ..you see ..apparently ..there really is a nothing box .. men have a nothing box ..as so aptly demonstrated in this SCRUBS episode. :)
Satin PANTIES would work on my husband ..but so would Pot roast, ham and sausage. :)
I'm thinking the next time ..for fun and to test my "satin panties-pot roast" theory out ... seeing the likelihood of Mr SeaSpray going to his nothing box ...as I talk with him, ..I am going to interject "satin panties" and "laced bra" intermittently into the conversation and then for the big guns utter the carnivorous words... maybe even softly whisper "London B-r-o-i-l" in his ear. ;)
I'll let you know how well "Operation Satin Panties-Pot Roast" goes. I'm thinking when he first sits down after working all day would be the perfect time to execute said plan. Or for a different twist ..instead of blocking the nothing box ..I wonder if "satin Panties-pot roast" theory could also be used to grab a man's attention away from something else he really likes ..like say the upcoming Super Bowl.
Hmmm.."Satin Panties-Pot Roast" or Super Bowl..Satin Panties..Super Bowl ..satin panties-Super Bowl? I wonder what would win out there?
It could be fun doing this.
Or for additional fun... if you are at ...the supermarket .. perusing the soup aisle and a man happens by ..softly ..talk to yourself ..barely audible.. but enough so that anyone near by can hear you. " Let me see ..Cream of Mushroom, vegetable... corn c-h-o-w-d-e-r-r-r ..Satin Panties ...Tomato .. L-e-n-t-i-l... taking each can and tossing in your basket ..except since obviously there isn't any Satin Panties Soup ..just grab any can, toss in basket and then walk away. You only say Satin Panties once tho...and then they wonder if they heard you right... LOL!
Or ..they start looking for the Satin Panties soup! ;)
The SCRUBS clip is HILARIOUS and totally worth the 1:20 time to view this clip. :)
P.S. to any guys that may've read this ..I'm just teasing ..I know you wouldn't fall for the Operation "Satin Panties" ploy. ;)
I'm still trying on Mr SeaSpray though. Although ...I'm gonna be jealous if "London b-r-o-i-l wins cause... I can't wear London b-r-o-i-l-s. And even if I managed it ..wearing London Broils... could get messy and I'm thinking I'd be the main attraction for all the neighborhood pets and a few wild critters too. Nah..I have my limits. I'm just saying ... ;)