Sunday, April 11, 2010

Now ..THAT'S a Good Nurse - Depending What END of the Exam You're On

I went into my proctologist’s office for my first rectal exam.. His new nurse, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed That there were three items on a stand next to the exam table: A Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.

When the doctor finally came in I said, “Look Doc, I’m a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for And I know what the glove is for,
But can you tell me what the BEER is for?”

At that.... Doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, “Damn it Nurse! I said a BUTT LIGHT!”
I was looking for jokes and came across this one on the web and had to share. :)


If that were the way it was really done ..who would the beer be fore ..the patient having to endure the exam ..or the doctor having to endure doing it?

Neither option sounds good to me.

I say give them BOTH a beer! :)


StorytellERdoc said...

LOL..Welcome back, Seaspray. And thanks for making me laugh. Forget all that bud light confusion and just grab the vodka! LOL...

The silence is wierd, I have to say. How was your break? Hope this finds you well.

SeaSpray said...

Hi Jim - Gin&Tonic lime twist!Procrastinating with TAXES - I shouldn't be back! Procrastinating big time here!

The silence is weird ..I miss the ocean sounds.

Glad you got a laugh.

Have a great week!

Chrysalis Angel said...

I'm not even going there with you, Seaspray. Dang....