Wednesday, September 19, 2012

A couple of Medical Jokes :)

The following jokes are from this link.

Okay this joke was under urology in the blog and so I guess having a shwing-schwong mentioned qualified it as medical for uro ...although ...I would've placed in computer jokes. Funny. Would've been even better if the guy heard the computer loudly stating it's message. :)

Medical Terminology: Blonde Edition

neil patrick harris blondeArtery — Study of paintings
Barium — What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section — District in Rome
Cauterize — Made eye contact with her
Colic — Sheep dog
Coma — A punctuation mark
Congenital — Friendly
D&C — Where Washington is
Diarrhea — Journal of daily events
Dilate — To live long
Enema — Not a friend
Fester — Quicker
Fibula — A small lie
G.I. Series — Soldiers’ ball game
Impotent — Distinguished, well known
Intense pain — Torture in a teepee
Labor pain — Got hurt at work
Medical staff — Doctor’s cane
Morbid — Higher offer
Nitrate — Cheaper than day rate
Node — Was aware of
Outpatient — Person who had fainted
Post operative — Letter carrier
Rectum — It almost killed him
Recovery room — Place to do upholstery
Scar — Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion — Hiding anything
Seizure — Roman emperor
Tablet — Small table
Terminal illness — Sickness at airport
Tibia — Country in North Africa
Tumor — An extra pair
Urine — Opposite of you’re out
Varicose — Located nearby
Vein — Conceited

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