Thursday, January 2, 2014

Bass Ackwards! :)

One day at work just ...before Thanksgiving ...I told my coworkers that I was going to kirk a tookey.

Obviously ...I meant to say cook a turkey.

Today friend's daughter told a doctor (her boss)  ...that he should go in the break room and try some kettle cock porn.

LOL!!!  (cause I didn't say it! :)

Obviously she meant to say kettle pop corn.

Oh ...if I ever did that ...I'd feel my face instantly flush to the color of mortal embarrassment!

Yes face would instantly heat up to a nice pink-red  ...further compounding the already embarrassing moment which point I'd then disintegrate into stammering my way to an attempted correction ..hopefully not making it worse.  But ...of course ..I would.

 OR ...I'd just flush to a hot face ...avoid all eye contact and back BOLT out of the room!

OR ...act like I didn't say anything wrong and then hopefully they would think they heard it wrong.

 I know I'm not s-m-o-o-t-h enough to do the latter though.

O-O-O-R ...if they laughed ..that would help and I'd laugh too ..after I apologized ...and then exit with a pink-red face.  :)

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